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เพลงแรก All I want to do is make love to you ของ Heart ตอนมันยังไม่อ้วนบึ้ม 555 ชอบเพลงนี้ เนื้อร้องเป็นอะไรที่เธอ flower มากๆ แต่ MV ทำซะเศร้าเชียว 555 ไม่มีอะไรเกี่ยวข้องกับชีวิตจริงของอิชั้นเลย 555 ไม่ว่าจะใน subconsciousness หรือแม้แต่ในห้วงเวลาที่ under the influence 555

ยิ๋งทดชอบร้องเพลงนี้เวลาขับรถ แหกปากร้องดังๆ โดนอีรอมชมหลายครั้ง และขอร้อง Please stop Mommy! แถมมันยังบอก the woman in this song…. kind a no good… 555 มันไม่กล้าใช้คะว่า b-itch หรือ slut กลัวแม่มันอัดเอา 5555

All I want to do is make love to you

Artist – Heart (From the 1990 Album "Brigade")

It was a rainy night when he came into sight

Standing by the road, no umbrella, no coat

So I pulled up along side and I offered him a ride

He accepted with a smile so we drove for a while

I didn't ask him his name, this lonely boy in the rain

Fate tell me it's right, is this love at first sight

Please don't make it wrong, just stay for the night

All I wanna do is make love to you

Say you will you want me too

All I wanna do is make love to you

I've got lovin' arms to hold on to

So we found this hotel, it was a place I knew well

We made magic that night. Oh, he did everything right

He brought the woman out of me, so many times, easily

And in the morning when he woke all I left him was a note

I told him I am the flower you are the seed

We walked in the garden we planted a tree

Don't try to find me, please don't you dare

Just live in my memory, you'll always be there

All I wanna do is make love to you

One night of love was all we knew

All I wanna do is make love to you

I've got lovin' arms to hold on to

Oh, oooh, we made love

Love like strangers

All night long

We made love

Then it happened one day, we came round the same way

You can imagine his surprise when he saw his own eyes

I said please, please understand

I'm in love with another man

And what he couldn't give me

was the one little thing that you can

All I wanna do is make love to you

One night of love was all we knew

All I want to do is make love to you

Come on, say you will, you want me too

All I wanna do is make love to you

One night of love was all we knew

All I want to do is make love to you

Say you will, you want me too

All night long

เพลงที่สอง Sweet Dreams ซึ่งรีมิ๊กซ์และขับร้องโดย Eurythmics หาของ Marilyn Manson มาให้ดูไม่ได้ เพราะ Embed ล๊อคหมดเลย ส่วนของ Annie Lennox เดี่ยวๆ ก็มีแต่ Live Concert ไม่มันส์ มันไม่ติ๊ดชึ่ง เพลงนี้เนื้อหาถูกใจ จิตใจมนุษย์แท้ๆ…ก็เหมือนกันโม้ด … กรูเองก็เถ้อออ…..555

Sweet Dreams

Artist – Eurythmics

Sweet dreams are made of this

Who am I to disagree?

I travel the world

And the seven seas

Everybody's looking for something.

Some of them want to use you

Some of them want to get used by you.

Some of them want to abuse you

Some of them want to be abused.

Sweet dreams are made of this

Who am I to disagree?

I travel the world

And the seven seas

Everybody's looking for something.

(Hold your head up Keep your head up)

(Hold your head up Keep your head up)

(Hold your head up Keep your head up)

(Hold your head up Keep your head up)

Some of them want to use you

Some of them want to get used by you.

Some of them want to abuse you

Some of them want to be abused.

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Sweet dreams are made of this

Who am I to disagree?

I travel the world

And the seven seas

Everybody's looking for something.

Sweet dreams are made of this

Who am I to disagree?

I travel the world

And the seven seas

Everybody's looking for something.

Sweet dreams are made of this

Who am I to disagree?

I travel the world

And the seven seas

Everybody's looking for something.

เพลงที่สาม ฮ่วย มันเป็นแค่มุมมองของบักฝรั่ง (ระดับไหนระดับหนึ่งแต่เป็นส่วนใหญ่แหละ) มองเมืองไทยแบบนี้ ขอไม่พูดต่อ แต่เป็นเพลงที่หนุ่มสาวสมัย 80’s ไม่ฟัง ไม่ดิ้น ก็ไม่เก๋ ทั้งๆ หลายๆ คนฟังไม่รู้เรื่อง 5555 ถึงแม่ว่าเพลงมันไม่ได้ชื่นชมกุงเต้บเมืองฟ้าอมรของเราซะเลย จะเอาอาร้ายยยย… กับพวกคนห่วยๆ ดู MV ที่มันทำดิ ทีมงานมันไม่ study เลย ว่าคอสตูมไทย จีน ต่างกันยังไง แหวะๆ สมัย Palace เฟื่องๆ ช่วงหนึ่ง เปิดเพลงนี้ทุกคืน โห…พูดไป เรานี่มันยุคหินเลยเน๊าะ เด็กสมัยนี้รู้จักพาเลซกันอ๊ะเป่า 555 เพลงนี้ร้องตามยาก แต่เต้นตาม…มันส์พะยะค่ะ

One night in Bangkok (Original - 1984)

Artist – Murray Head

[Murray Head]

Bangkok, Oriental setting

And the city don't know that the city is getting

The creme de la creme of the chess world in a

Show with everything but Yul Brynner

Time flies -- doesn't seem a minute

Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it

All change -- don't you know that when you

Play at this level there's no ordinary venue

It's Iceland - or the Philippines - or Hastings - or - or this place!

[Chorus]

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster

The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free

You'll find a god in every golden cloister

And if you're lucky then the god's a she

I can feel an angel sliding up to me

[Murray Head]

One town's very like another

When your head's down over your pieces, brother

[Chorus]

It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity

To be looking at the board, not looking at the city

[Murray Head]

Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town --

[Chorus]

Tea, girls, warm, sweet

Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite

[Murray Head]

Get Thai'd! You're talking to a tourist

Whose every move's among the purest

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

[Chorus]

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble

Not much between despair and ecstasy

One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble

Can't be too careful with your company

I can feel the devil walking next to me

[Murray Head]

Siam's gonna be the witness

To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness

This grips me more than would a

Muddy old river or reclining Buddha

And thank God I'm only watching the game -- controlling it --

I don't see you guys rating

The kind of mate I'm contemplating

I'd let you watch, I would invite you

But the queens we use would not excite you

So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage parlours

[Chorus]

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster

The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free

You'll find a god in every golden cloister

A little flesh, a little history

I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble

Not much between despair and ecstasy

One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble

Can't be too careful with your company

I can feel the devil walking next to me

เพลงสุดท้ายสำหรับวันนี้ Hotel California ของ The Eagles คลาสสิค หลายๆ บาร์ชอบเปิดเพลงนี้ตอนคนยังไม่เต็มร้าน แล้วเปิดแบบตู้มๆๆๆ เบสแตก ป้าบบบบ…แก้วหูแทบทะลุ คำว่า colitas เป็นสแลงแปลว่า กัญชา ค่ะ เพลงนี้ร้องตามก็มันส์ ดิ้นไม่มันส์ เพราะไม่ชอบสโลว์…มันบัดซบมากค่ะ 5555

Hotel California

Artist – The Eagles

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair

Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air

Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light

My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim

I had to stop for the night

There she stood in the doorway;

I heard the mission bell

And I was thinking to myself,

this could be heaven or this could be hell

Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way

There were voices down the corridor,

I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the hotel California

Such a lovely place

Such a lovely face

Plenty of room at the hotel California

Any time of year, you can find it here

Her mind is tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends

She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends

How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.

Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the captain,

Please bring me my wine

He said, we haven’t had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine

And still those voices are calling from far away,

Wake you up in the middle of the night

Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the hotel California

Such a lovely place

Such a lovely face

They livin it up at the hotel California

What a nice surprise, bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling,

The pink champagne on ice

And she said we are all just prisoners here, of our own device

And in the masters chambers,

They gathered for the feast

The stab it with their steely knives,

But they just can’t kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was

Running for the door

I had to find the passage back

To the place I was before

Relax, said the night man,

We are programmed to receive.

You can check out any time you like,

But you can never leave!

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